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500 Female Avian Hookers for Crowliss

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Grifter, May 21, 2014.

  1. Grifter

    Grifter New Member

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    Yep, You heard it. I'm buying 500 Female Avian Hookers. For the Board known as Crowliss, 1,000 Pixels Each.
    To be Delivered to Tetanus Fields.
    - SKYR@XTH3P1MPM@ST3R (Skyrax)
     
  2. Doctor Frohman

    Doctor Frohman New Member

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    God Damnit.
    - Crowliss
     
  3. GuardianPotato

    GuardianPotato New Member

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    HA. -Felith
     
  4. Grifter

    Grifter New Member

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    Also 200 Floran Hookers Delivered to Felith.

    - SKYR@XTH3P1MPM@ST3R
     
  5. GuardianPotato

    GuardianPotato New Member

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    God dammit. -Felith
     
  6. Grifter

    Grifter New Member

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    Also.

    Fifty Million Clones of Crowliss Hookers sent to Spitfire.

    - SKYR@XTH3P1MPM@ST3R
     
  7. Doctor Frohman

    Doctor Frohman New Member

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    Seriously, Skyrax? You fake your death, then go on and on making fake promises of hookers.
    Some of us MOURNED for you, y'know.
    - Crowliss
     
  8. OmegaMatt

    OmegaMatt Last But Not Least

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    What the HELL Skullface!
    I was worried! I freaking chased you around! And I never actually defaced your stupid memorial!
    I just wanted to talk to you!

    Now you are buying stupid hookers for my boyfriend?

    And clones... REALLY?
    REALLY?! That is the worst joke I have ever heard!

    I'm done.

    -Spitfire
     
  9. Crossed Swords

    Crossed Swords New Member

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    Heheheh.. This is amusing.

    -Veronica
     
  10. Grifter

    Grifter New Member

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    That memorial cost money.

    and bby you know i love u.

    - SKYR@XTH3P1MPM@ST3R
     
  11. Sen

    Sen Guest

    stop living
     
  12. Grifter

    Grifter New Member

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    AHEM. Tetanus was bombed because of stupid Mucklurk, Petaldancer, And Traptooth making babies, So I decided to do stupid shit. Now I call myself Pimpmaster Skyrax, So What?

    - STPM
     
  13. Grifter

    Grifter New Member

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    stop being a guns salesman.

    - STPM
     
  14. Liraxus

    Liraxus New Member

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    Same to you, pal.

    -SativaRN
     
  15. Silver

    Silver Ain't no thing like me 'cept me.

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    [[JR, Voice-to-Text Protocol Initiated]]

    Woooooooow. You've got serious damage, pal. Stop spamming StarNet General kartaak on the trade boards where people are trying to TRADE.

    Actually, you know what? I'm making a request for moderation right now. Enjoy your banhammer, gronad.
     
  16. Aissa

    Aissa Clockwork Pastry Lobster

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    Sucker.

    - A.