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400 Floran Hookers

Discussion in 'Archives' started by King Tickle, Apr 29, 2014.

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  1. Pixel

    Pixel Captain Amurica

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    Ye pox-faced swine.

    ((Moonclaw))
     
    #21 Pixel, Apr 30, 2014
  2. Coldmaj

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    Pfffffffttt... I'm sure Skarti would pick me over 400 Florans any day
     
    #22 Coldmaj, Apr 30, 2014
  3. Dreganius

    Dreganius Dearly Departed

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  4. Chronicle

    Chronicle nobody knows why he's still here

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    noooot sure this is Legitamate.

    but if itis then uh wow

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    #24 Chronicle, May 1, 2014
  5. King Tickle

    King Tickle I hope it rains in this tunnel.

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    Maybe if you're a man.

    -xXXMu5cL3 F1St MC 4$$P0unDxXxx
     
    #25 King Tickle, May 1, 2014
  6. King Tickle

    King Tickle I hope it rains in this tunnel.

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    I don't understand what's not legit about such a beautiful offer, but asking on Starnet was probably not the best idea. If you want something done right you do it yourself. Time to go find some Floran villages and see if I can't convince the females to meet this strapping young man known as Skarti.

    -xXXMu5cL3 F1St MC 4$$P0unDxXxx
     
    #26 King Tickle, May 1, 2014
  7. Chronicle

    Chronicle nobody knows why he's still here

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    Im curious how does Skarti feel about this??

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    #27 Chronicle, May 1, 2014
  8. Kumakin

    Kumakin New Member

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    -Voice to text-

    Assss much asss Ssskarti likesss Floranssss possssssibly a whole lot.

    If you can't hear the sssarcasssm in my voice. I'm being ssssarcassstic.

    -Freya
     
    #28 Kumakin, May 1, 2014
  9. Dreganius

    Dreganius Dearly Departed

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  10. Mystyice

    Mystyice New Member

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    Whaaaaaaaaaat?
    That's gross!

    -Mysmarri
     
    #30 Mystyice, May 1, 2014
  11. King Tickle

    King Tickle I hope it rains in this tunnel.

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    I once heard of a very handsome, young, powerful and well dressed Avian who mysteriously goes by the name "Captain" as I hear he is such a good leader, whom once decided out of the sheer beneficence of his magnanimous heart to bring to Skarti the one simple and hidden craving that Skarti had: Floran women. I heard when this Captain fellow got 2 dashing Florans to rub up against Skarti, he burst red out of sheer pleasure and enjoyment. Legend has it that Skarti, while later saying he didn't enjoy it, was embracing these 2 Florans back with great fortitude. Poor Skarti, he has hidden desires that go against his priest-like nature. I SHALL FIX THIS! He is also homosexual, this I cannot fix.

    -xXXMu5cL3 F1St MC 4$$P0unDxXxx
     
    #31 King Tickle, May 1, 2014
  12. Chronicle

    Chronicle nobody knows why he's still here

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    huh.

    well that's

    ...huh.

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    #32 Chronicle, May 1, 2014
  13. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    Eh. Poor Skarti florans..
    -"Æ";
     
    #33 Iridium616, May 1, 2014
  14. Aissa

    Aissa Clockwork Pastry Lobster

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    Oh boy.
    Someone pranking Skarti.
    That's certainly both a funny and original thing to do that nobody's thought of before and definitely hasn't become incredibly tired at this point.

    - A.
     
    #34 Aissa, May 1, 2014
  15. The Grand Mugwump

    The Grand Mugwump Hmmmmm

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    ((Landpunch))

    Floran has meat hook. No go naked.
     
    #35 The Grand Mugwump, May 1, 2014
  16. King Tickle

    King Tickle I hope it rains in this tunnel.

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    Skarti has hooked meat. Go naked with him.

    -xXXMu5cL3 F1St MC 4$$P0unDxXxx

    ((ZING!!!))
     
    #36 King Tickle, May 1, 2014
  17. Ezmar

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    -Shade-
    Do theses whores need to be volunteers or should I get my cable ties?
     
    #37 Ezmar, May 1, 2014
  18. King Tickle

    King Tickle I hope it rains in this tunnel.

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    Woah woah friend, I'm all about good clean fun. Cable ties would imply you're trying to force these people into doing what you want, that's not ok.

    -xXXMu5cL3 F1St MC 4$$P0unDxXxx
     
    #38 King Tickle, May 1, 2014
  19. Ezmar

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    What ever you say boss man
     
    #39 Ezmar, May 1, 2014
  20. Kumakin

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    -Voice to text-
    Do fisssssshy floran count? A Ssskrati sssoundsss tasssty...

    -Kuma
     
    #40 Kumakin, May 1, 2014
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