200 male, 200 female, all naked. To be delivered to Skarti's person, wherever the may be hiding. -Encrypted as "Muscle-Fist Mc Asspound"
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This one is big money pimp. Has many bitches and hos. Meet this one alone with no weapons in ship to talk about deal. Will throw in free blow to compliment hookers. Is best deals in whole universe. ((Spinemunch))
((I fucking love you people. My sides have looped back and are now the second closest body to orbit the sun.))
(( Oh my god, why do people like this exist. THEY'RE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE! AND MY SIDES! That was a compliment if you didn't know... ))
((Without people like me there would be less ice cream in this world, less children raging on TF2 servers, less sophistry to explain all your life's problems, less bad ideas being done the right way, less hookers hiding in fear at the sound of my blessed pimp hand soaring through the air leaving behind a contrail of golden smoke and instead of whirring it echoes in the sounds of Turn Down For What as it delivers swift and mighty justice with extreme prejudice to those who need it, less florals to fondle the strapping young man known as Skarti of course, and much less... I don't know, But did you know they have squid ink flavored ice cream in japan? I wanna try that shit.)) I don't know about that deal Mr. Spinemunch, sounds a bit too good to be true. -xXXMu5cL3 F1St MC 4$$P0unDxXxx
This one is saint. Most honest in universe. You come to ship alone with no weapon. Show you much truth. Also many hos still. Did not forget. ((Spinemunch))
Is best head doctor in all of universe. Can see if things get through head. Come to ship alone with no weapon. Give you good rates if find cancer. ((Spinemunch))
