Nope, just dropped me and my sister off at an orphanage. And want to know how much I care? I don't. So stop wasting your energy. -Felith
If you guys don't stop arguing about pointless nonsense I'll cut some more steak up into tiny little cubes and will mix them with rice, beans, and cheese with some salsa to make a PAIN BURRITO!
(( Moonclaw )) What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any galaxy, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
This is certainly the first time I've seen someone try to profit off of a video of a victim they've already killed. The fact that I, and many others among us laughed shows something sobering about our galaxy. -Marlowe
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over starnet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKINGDEADCHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the universe you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead birdy. - ilikecats324
If you raped 300 wenches, you must be pretty weak down there. You're nothing but another gloating flounder. ((Goldplucker, encrypted signal))
-Jodora- This is a humorous way of getting back at those recurring public announcements.. though, steak is my favorite food. You should share some with me.
Tempting... you want the steak... message me on my super confidential encoded radio channel that the manhunters have been trying to crack for a few days now! Here it is (list numbers for radio frequency). Either that or just shoot me a text on my PDA (includes code).
