It's Evidently Customary to Put Up One of These When Entering a Large Community

With the title said, hiya!

My username dictates me to go by the name "Mazékial", which is also the name of what I hope will be my character here.
[That is pronounced "mahzae-keyal", NOT "maze-kyle", NOT "mazee-key-al". The shorthand to dodge the accented E is "Maz", not "Maze". People will inevitably muck it up/troll me about it and I will subsequently make sarcastic quips in response to such mispronunciations/trollings OOC and IC. But hey, at least I can say I warned you people]

I come from the distant land of "Anotherserver", a magical foreign place with good, fun people who were creating a fantastic RP environment. However, these numbers were no match for the invading armies of "Giveusyourmoney", an evil force that demanded us to pay monthly taxes or they would infect us with a plague of "Serverdeath". We tried to overcome them, we even tried to give in to their demands, but our numbers were not enough to push back their oppression or develop a cure for the Serverdeath Plague, and so myself along with the remnants of the bloody final battle have come here at the recommendation of our glorious master "Headadmin of Anotherserver", whose name I shall not disclose myself unless he makes his presence known.

So, uh, yeah, here I am.

I like to consider myself a decent, fun-loving person with an interest in writing, which is like RPing, but by yourself and sometimes not as fun. If you do not comprehend the definitions of "Sarcasm" and "Hyperbole", you are going to hate me. No exceptions. If you do comprehend or enjoy one or both of those terms, you shall receive metaphorical respect points which when accumulated to an amount I shall determine later can be redeemed for metaphorical favors that may or may not be *sexual. *They won't be sexual.

That said, good day, and I hope you people don't turn out to be assheads or immature brats when I get on the server.

Peace.

 

I am not sure whether to interpret these GIFs as near arousal and/or enjoyment of my post or just standard protocol for new members.

Judging by the other threads, I'm going to go with some combination of the two.

Thus, I return the courtesy.

 

Ha! Pun. I see it. Ha! *knee slap*

I shall be aware of your watching, watcher. =P

 

Condemnit, Asher.

 

I will kill you, Tyrr. It is my destiny.

Oh wait all the stuff that made my character want to kill you never happened on this server.

...Well crap. I actually have to treat you like a normal person who is NOT bent on galactic conquest nor the source of all my character's stress and suppressed anger? What is this madness?!

 

Cockhead.

*ba dum teesh* Alright, now I can cross "puns" off the list of customs to abide by. Anything else I'm missing? =P