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MEDICAL EMERGENCY! ASSISTANCE NEEDED IMMEDIATELY!

Discussion in 'Archives' started by King Tickle, Apr 14, 2014.

  1. King Tickle

    King Tickle I hope it rains in this tunnel.

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    This is Captain, CEO of Exxon, requesting any highly trained medical personnel with experience in augmented human beings and nanites to respond to this emergency message.

    There is a 200 year old augmented human being by the name of Thorne who's obsolete systems are beginning to fail one-by-one. The nanites in his blood are shutting down, and his normal organs that aren't augmented are beginning to show their age. We need to refurbish his body with the newest generation of sustainable augmented systems and transfer his blood with a new nanite system that doesn't require a new blood-packet of fresh nanites every week. We need to rebuild him better than ever, the galaxy has the technology, I have the money.

    Please, cost is not an issue and we don't have much time. Help.

    -Vice desk of Captain
     
  2. Bloodrazer

    Bloodrazer Son of Rakkis

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    *blood*

    200 years is long enough for one being. get a 40, take a sip, then pour the rest out.
     
  3. Sen

    Sen Guest

    nanitesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
     
  4. Ollanius Verok

    Ollanius Verok New Member

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    He's good as dead if he's that old and the machines are obsolete. This isn't simply buying a new toaster and plugging it in. Like the other guy said, grab a forty and take a sip.

    - W. Trent
     
  5. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    rip lol
     
  6. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    Do you realize we're talking about a person right? Even if he's that old, he still deserves medical attention.
     
  7. OptionalFingers

    OptionalFingers New Member

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    Alright, I don't have licence, but I can assure you that I'm one of the best on the subject of micro-engineering, and I will be able to create augmentations for his eyes, nerves, and parts of his brain. You'll need someone else to implant these augmentations though, so if you consider messaging me, I recommend contacting an experienced surgeon.

    - Gilleen Mingester
     
  8. Kirby teh Pink

    Kirby teh Pink Puts the Coo in Cool

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    No one is immortal. Two centuries is long enough. - Skarti
     
  9. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    -Alice-
    No one is immortal: True.
    But we still /should/ try to save anyone's life. Okay, everyone has to die, but, you know, they can die another day.
     
  10. Corvus

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    Yeah, it seems thoughtless to imply that people of other ages don't deserve the same type of care.
    -Corvus
     
  11. Twitch

    Twitch Wayward Star

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    As long as he can afford the care, I don't see why there is a debate about this. People can become as messed up as they wanna be.
     
  12. Iridium616

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    -Alice-
    These ^.
     
  13. Kirby teh Pink

    Kirby teh Pink Puts the Coo in Cool

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    And you think I wouldn't enjoy living forever? It's just not right. We're not gods. - Skarti
     
  14. Iridium616

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  15. Corvus

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    No, you probably wouldn't. You'd be stuck in your shitty morals.
     
  16. OptionalFingers

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    Look, buddy, I don't care if you believe in gods or not. If your religion doesn't let you grow older than your biological body lets you, then so be it. But for goodness sake, don't let that religion keep non-believers from helping a dying man, alright? I recommend taking a look in your history books on the case of apartheid, gay rights, trans rights, and abortion. There you can see how religion has literally resulted in innocent people dying, or being repressed.

    - Gilleen
     
  17. DirtyGoblin

    DirtyGoblin Guest

    Nanites. How do they work. Why should I care. And at what point do you replace the brain, and wind up with a stranger in what can only be seen as the salvaged, used car equivalent of a body.

    Hollow
     
  18. Bloodrazer

    Bloodrazer Son of Rakkis

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    *blood*
    Damnit skarti, we are not allowed to agree buuuuuuuuuuut... I can make an exception. Sometimes it is just someones time to die.
     
  19. Corvus

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    This is someone's life we're talking about. I, personally, don't want this type of thing to happen to me, but I really think we should respect this guy's decision. If he wants to hold onto his life, fucking let him, it's not going to affect you in any real way.
     
  20. Kirby teh Pink

    Kirby teh Pink Puts the Coo in Cool

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    I assume you're referring to human religion, and I really shouldn't have to point out how irrelevant that is.

    The man in question has apparently lived for two-hundred years. He's no more dying now then he was a century ago. Also, since when did prosperity give you the right to immortality? Is it fair that those without access to such expensive treatments are forced to live out their normal lifespans? Supress your saviour complex for just a moment and think. - Skarti
     
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