-Video loads after buffering a bit it starts to play. The first thing that comes on is music. Then the scene turns to a shoot out with no audio. It is quite violent. Blood is spattered on the walls and dismembered body parts are lying and hanging about the scene. After a few seconds of this, a girl walks on the screen amidst the shoot-out. The camera pans as she walks slowly.- (Thick Russian sounding accent.) Hello, is Mishka from Starshine cleaning! -Bullet zips by her head moving her hair a little- You know what the number one loss of business is? Death. No no no... Not losing employees but people dying around you! -Grenade explosion in the background- It sets a bad name for you and your colony! -She steps over a dead body- Once petty matters of past are settled someone needs to clean up the mess! Am right? Am right. So, don't try to clean it up yourself let Mishka do the job for you! I do all jobs in cleaning such as but not limited to: -Cleaning up dead people and getting them out of your way! -Quarantine! -Cleaning of harmful chemicals like Anthrax and Asbestos! -Synthesizing drugs from dead people! -Getting rid of copious amounts of blood! -Covering up bullet holes! -Covering things in plastic! -Camera pans to Mishka after announcement. She squats down over a body picking up the hand of the dead gunman lying next to her- Say bye to everyone Timmy! -She waves his hand at the camera as it zooms away and fade to black- -Mishka's voice with white text and a logo which looks like a red rocket toy.-(http://t2.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/15/36/37/400_F_15363759_X9AsS0n0HdvL33rPI1FcvznmBtySWyju.jpg) If in need of Mishka call at [PRIVATE COMM CHANNEL] or message her on Starnet! Remember! Your colony can't shine without STARSHINE CLEANING! -Really fast speed up voice- Rates vary depending on job and time as well as severity and mass of cleaning. Starshine Cleaning is a registered trade mark of the Starshine Atomic cleaning corps. Any inquires or legal issues should be sent to Starshine.SN.Biz. -End video- -Mishka
Please, i'll do anything for it. My people are dying and need it. We don't need your services to clean it but we'll pay whatever price you want. -Fredrick
Can't sell. Legal says something... Bio-logical weapon blah blah. Is dangerous. I say more business but they scowl. Is odd relationship.
Legal says you might be cold blooded murderer. Might be good for business. Contact me on private coms. (( /w Mishka ))
..Was a "secret" meeting about a potentially lethal bio-weapon just organized with IDs in plain sight? (Marshal Gerrings made this post, thanks for reminding me Couchpotato)
Yesterday I was cleaning my- FUCK, THEY FOUND ME! SEND HELP! TL;DR - I find your copyright on the word "Cleaning" silly and abusive of most legal systems. EDIT: I'd also like to note that this guy types in his accent. -Corvus
-Legal- Starshine Cleaning has been officially closed in this quadrant due to internal turmoil and corporate severances. All assets have been liquidated. Sorry for the inconvenience. Any complaints or concerns should be sent to StarShine.SN.Biz. (( Mishka's Mailbox. )) Starshine Cleaning! Making for a cleaner tomorrow!
