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Discussion in 'Archives' started by Kritical__, Apr 4, 2014.

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  1. Kritical__

    Kritical__ New Member

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    (Florandancer)

    I wandered here from a vast forest near town. Long hike and almost killed by a couple of bandits along the way. Don't worry I decapitated them. I was raised by a mysterious being that know not be. I never saw their face, heard their voice, or ask anything about this creature. I digress. I have been trained in some very useful skills to survive as I have. Seen a lot and have done a lot in my 18 years alive in this vast galaxy. I am a very useful Floran self proclaimed to be the best at "what I do." You catch my drift? If you need something done I will do it for a price of course. I would like to service a female creature of any race EXCEPT those Avian hethens who killed my mother. But I will help any one out if needed

    Signing out,
    The Dancer
     
    #1 Kritical__, Apr 4, 2014
  2. Chronicle

    Chronicle nobody knows why he's still here

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    What.

    - Chronicle
     
    #2 Chronicle, Apr 4, 2014
  3. Socky

    Socky Guest

    What.

    - Rynn
     
    #3 Socky, Apr 4, 2014
  4. Terallis

    Terallis Dark Matter of Fact

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    "What."

    -Aedan
     
    #4 Terallis, Apr 4, 2014
  5. Niroh

    Niroh New Member

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    [Titus]
    omg is he talking about sex
     
    #5 Niroh, Apr 4, 2014
  6. Terallis

    Terallis Dark Matter of Fact

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    "I... think so? I really can't tell!"

    -Aedan
     
    #6 Terallis, Apr 4, 2014
  7. Twitch

    Twitch Wayward Star

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    Do you clean pools?
     
    #7 Twitch, Apr 4, 2014
  8. Sen

    Sen Guest

    floran will stab
     
    #8 Sen, Apr 4, 2014
  9. The Grand Mugwump

    The Grand Mugwump Hmmmmm

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    ((Landpunch))

    What service? Fix metal man?
     
    #9 The Grand Mugwump, Apr 4, 2014
  10. Silver

    Silver Ain't no thing like me 'cept me.

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    Speaking of pollination, do your services include the procurement of tree seed? I seek these two strains in specific. (See attached.)

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    #10 Silver, Apr 4, 2014
  11. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    Could you please... be more clear?
    I dont know where are you going with all this.
    -Syntia-
     
    #11 Iridium616, Apr 4, 2014
  12. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    -Syntia-
    I've rode it like three times, it appears to be a mercenary of some kind.
    If that's the case, I may require those services.
     
    #12 Iridium616, Apr 4, 2014
  13. GuardianPotato

    GuardianPotato New Member

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    .....What....? -Felith
     
    #13 GuardianPotato, Apr 4, 2014
  14. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    -Syntia-
    Simply... try to be more concise and clear next time.
     
    #14 Iridium616, Apr 4, 2014
  15. Darkwhip

    Darkwhip That Russian-Canadian-Nazi

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    Why is he accurately saying ''female'' ? Maybe a rapist.

    -Anonymous-
     
    #15 Darkwhip, Apr 4, 2014
  16. Osa__PL

    Osa__PL New Member

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    Oh god...

    -Fiddle-Beak
     
    #16 Osa__PL, Apr 5, 2014
  17. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    -Syntia-
    He's a troll, I think that's what he is.
     
    #17 Iridium616, Apr 5, 2014
  18. Liraxus

    Liraxus New Member

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    SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

    ((Teddy))
     
    #18 Liraxus, Apr 5, 2014
  19. Terallis

    Terallis Dark Matter of Fact

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    ((Just to mention, due to the hostility being thrown at the character for this thread. Given my experience and from what I've seen on NWN and the like, even IC stuff like this has chased folks off of a server. To the creator of this thread, please note that all of this is IC, and in no way represents our OOC view of you. ^_^))
     
    #19 Terallis, Apr 5, 2014
  20. Xenos

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    Huh. A person who seems to be (half) as good at killing as I am. I think I might consider your offer, kid. Maybe

    ~Blade's Edge
     
    #20 Xenos, Apr 5, 2014
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