((Fiddle-Beak)) *whispers* Is this thing on? Hello there, my name's Fiddle-Beak. I heard that this place is just full of people, so why not offer my services? I sell all kinds of stuff, clothes, shield, swords, books, blueprints, food,*cough* drugs *cough*, but my speciality is firearms. You want to shoot someone? Maybe blow him up in pieces? Or even better, vaporize him? You are in the right place. All my guns are my own work. If you have anything interesting, come by, I'm sure you'll get something in exchange or even better, pixels. My ship also, for reasonable offer or price, can transport any amounts of goods you need to. In addition, as a scientist, I also offer medical and scientific services. Just contact Fiddle-Beak whenever you need anything! *Audio starts to go insanely fast* I am not responsible for any harm caused by my guns, if you try to shoot your foot or you got shoot right in your face by anyoe using my guns, I am also not responsible for that. In case you found yourself near black hole, don't shoot a gun into in, you can hurt yourself in past, and kill yourself. The policy says two words, no refudns. If your name is Markus, Warner or Tetra, you will get 1% discount if you contact me in 3,2,1, sorry too late.
My Father would have gotten a discount. Too bad he isn't here with us to get a 1% discount on such important equipment.
Posted by XxXOCCULAEOVERLORD69XxX THOUGH I WOULD NOT NORMALLY DEGRADE MYSELF TO THIS LEVEL, DO YOU HAPPEN TO BE SELLING RUNE SCIMMY'S AS WELL? I WILL BUY ONE FOR 25K. I KNOW THEY ARE WORTH 35K, BUT TRUST ME, NO ONE WILL BUY THEM FOR THAT. SERIOUSLY, DID YOU INTENTIONALLY MAKE A REFERENCE TO AN ARCHAIC EARTH GAME, OR ARE YOU JUST STUPID? WAIT, SCRATCH THAT, DOING THE FORMER WOULD IMPLY THE LATTER. OTHERWISE IT IS JUST COINCIDENCE, THOUGH I AM STILL INCLINED TO CALL YOU AN IMBECILE.
((Isn't this kind of thing against the rules? For anyone unclear, he's named this after something from another game: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Zamorakian_spear )) ((Edit: Whoops, this was Awe. Forgot to change accounts before posting.))
Well, try to call me by the radio now. ((I'm online 19-21 or longer CET)) ((Changing name isn't a problem, I still didnt buy any tshirts with ships name, so we're cool. If admins want to I can change it... Just my way of saying Runescape "was" awesome, Also I named MY SHIP "Zamorakian Spear"))
((Chill your pants Crescent. Its just a little metajoke from a completely non serious character. Lighten up bro, not like I ruined your day with the comment.))
((His comment does not even seem directed at you. Just asking to verify if this falls under taking names directly from copy-righted sources, whether this would be a no-go or not))
((Because it was probably missed.)) ((Totally correct, I wasn't even slightly talking to Node. Also I'd be totally okay with a staff member clearing all this OOC out of the thread, I only posted my OOC question incase this naming thing was frowned upon or something.))
I'm still up. If anyone got some interesting items, weapons, I'll buy them with pleasure. I'm looking now for apes and humans guns.
(( Moonclaw )) I be interested in some of the guns ye got so far. I can pay you with this ocarina here or with pixels.
