((remy)) hi i rly need a new cute outfit for casuals bc the mink that i got kinda makes me look like a soccer mom... so i'd rly like somethin that's nice and comfy. idr mind much about tops, but for bottoms it must be a skirt bc skirts are comfy as frickkkkk oh also i need a gun bc im scared people will shoot my face so i need to shoot their faces first or a tazer too that works my numi tazer got yoinked ): i got a tazer now i just need an outfit :^) we can discuss pricing in person ok? ok
Posted by XxXOCCULAEOVERLORD69XxX HOW COMPLETELY DESTROYED WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR ENEMIES TO BE ON A SCALE OF ANNIHILATED TO VAPORIZED? AS FOR THE OUTFIT, I OFTEN FIND THAT A ONE PIECE BODY SUIT COUPLED WITH SHOULDER PADS, GLOVES, BOOTS, AND A CAPE WORK THE BEST. NOT ONLY IS IT FASHIONABLE, BUT IT MAKES A STATEMENT ABOUT HOW YOU AREN'T GOING TO LET THE MAN STICK IT TO YOU WITH ALL OF THEIR "PUBLIC INDECENCY" CHARGES. THAT'S RIGHT, SCREW YOU MAN. YOU HEAR ME! IF YOU SPRAY IT ALL TOO, YOU CAN MAKE IT SLIPPERY AND USE IT FOR FAST GETAWAYS FROM TUSSLING MANPILES.
-New Luke- I can supply you with a taser; it will not be strong enough to kill, only paralyze. As for outfits...no. Just no.
