((Torture)) Unity's Guide to Torture and Interrogation

Welcome. My name is "Unity" and this is my constantly updated guide to torture and interrogation.
I'm going around talking about torture techniques, learning all I can, and putting them in this guide.
Eventually, we'll even have techniques from the infamous Traptooth, himself.
With that out of the way, lets get started.

Interrogation​

The main difference between Torture and Interrogation is that during Interrogation, you are gaining information from someone. Sometimes the information can be false with the normal punch guy in face, he gives information technique that I see many novice interrogators doing. I will begin listing the things needed to be done before a proper interrogation is to start.

1. Darken the room. This is a mental affect to help scare the interrogee.
2. Leave one light on the interrogee and your tools. This also helps scare the interrogee and allows you to see your interrogation tools.
3. Tie the interrogee to a chair or pole that is securely fastened to the ground. We don't want that bastard escaping!
4. Have a close one of the interrogee tied up nearby. This step is optional, but very effective. They are more likely to give you valid information when watching their loved one being tortured before their very eyes and the only way they can stop it is to give valid information.
5. Have a plan. Creating a plan while the victim is unconscious is key to an interrogation.

Now that you have all five of these things complete. Lets talk about things to do DURING an interrogation.

1. Ask questions you know the answers to. This way, you can find out if the interrogee is lying alot or not. Very useful in the beginning of the interrogation, making them think you already know everything.
2. Walk around your interrogee in a circle. Mental torture.
3. When all else fails, use amputation. If the interrogee is failing to answer, you may cut off his/her's...

• Fingers
• Limbs
• Genitals (Male)
• Breasts (Female or Male if you're interrogating a fat-ass.)
• Ears
• Toes
• Nose (Proper surgical tools needed)
• Hair (Lame)
• Eye (Not really cutting, more like scooping. Remember, always have them have at least one eye to suffer from the mental torture.)

Great work! You're now ready to interrogate your enemies! Soon, I will edit this post and add the universes favorite, Torture.

Note: All of this page is subject to change and will most likely be adjusted after my meeting.

 

Well gee. I'm soooorry for trying. It's mostly a WIP, I just had to get the damn thing posted. You can't save things that aren't posted.
Thanks for the feedback, though.
- "Unity"

 

My writing skills aren't the best, seeing as my race doesn't do well with literature, but I'll try to make this much better for all of you readers.
Once more, I am sorry for the disappointment. It is still a WIP. Probably should have put that in the title...

EDIT: I have locked the thread to allow it to fall into the deep bowels until it is fully edited and ready to surface as a full guide.
- "Unity"

 

Aw feck, someone resurrected this.
Do with it what you want, it was never finished.
- "Unity"

 

Floran not understand.
- "Unity"