so ye im poor as fuck currently and im so very low on the money/furniture/clothes/everything stuff so ya.im selling myself to some lucky person to do the stuff they can't do bc time n shit idk important people stuff. thats to say, im not up for stuff like hacking something or killin' ppl u guys feel me, but im pretty much excellent at: Manual job! yeah i can move earth and dig stuff man leave that to me Delivery stuff! Except for bombs and like radioactive stuff unless it comes with his own container cuz i cannot ship that shit on my spaceship ya p much anything u need im even going to clean ur house if u want me to do it yeah if ur feeling down and want some company im also up for that too. im gonna bake some space pancakes and idk make u feel better yeah i can do that stuff and the only thing im asking for is clothes! and food! If u want to give me money thats hella cool but i need more help in the practical side so yeah im giving myself to u ppl take it or leave it -Leon-
(Aissa) Jesus, Leon. I'm going to start putting your face on the side of milk cartons and shit within a week at this rate. - A.
i can bet u 50 bucks u will have to do it in 3 days max. jk aiss im hella proffesional at this crap don't worry yeha B) -Leon-
(Aissa) Milk is how adult cows feed their young. ETA: Basically milk is what comes out of a mammal when you squeeze it. Humans used to drink it, mush it around with paddles until it turned slimy, or let it rot in specific ways before eating it. Thanks for making milk all weird in my head now. And it's not your professionalism I'm worried about, Leon, it's all the weirdos. Just be careful, okay? You have my number, call me for backup if things get shady. - A.
im not taking jobs from weird florans and french people so yeah i don't think i'll need to call u but yass u heard it guys i have my hella strong main homie for backup yeah where are the clothes i don't see them coming cmon guys im not going to be ~young~ forever -Leon-
[Translating...] Must...resist...urge... to create a Brothel again... (PS: If I do create another, can I count you in as a worker?) - Germany
idk omg i guess so we should meet up or u sending me the coords shit and yeah man im gonna prepare some mad pancakez yeah im literally the last person in the whole universe to be working at a brothel unless u need a waiter or idk stuff -Leon-
