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Missing Floran friend

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Sammy McHammyDoodle, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. Sammy McHammyDoodle

    Sammy McHammyDoodle New Member

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    -Sanguine-
    I seem to have lost a certain Floran friend of mine, if seen please notify me of his location, residence, allergies, worst fears and weaknesses.
    He is Floran, seems to be afraid of me, I don't know his name and I can't remember how he looks.
    He also seems to soil and wet his pants quite often when startled by something.
    He wore clothes when I last saw him, made of fabric and with a colorful color.
    Usually seen at Aiko's bar.

    Please help me find my friend, I am in no way attempting to hurt him.

    Kisses, cuddles and cuts,
    -Sanguine
     
  2. Steamy

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    ((Seed-Spreader Can't be traced))

    Just leave me alone please I don't know why you always attack me and threaten me I beg of you please stop.
     
  3. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    -Sanguine-
    I don't know why either I just feel attracted to kill you, and last time I didn't even touch you, I think, and I didn't directly threaten you!
     
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    I recommend searching for a psychiatric reconditioning ward. That would be far more beneficial to the community and yourself.
     
  5. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    -Sanguine-
    What is that?
     
  6. Steamy

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    So what you are saying is Approaching someone while holding a shotgun,pinning them up against the edge of a balcony overlooking lava and asking them if they want some lava is neither threatening nor hurting someone and that was only one of three encounters and might i say that is the most pleasant of all three.
     
  7. -Luke/Prism-
    Sam, stop. This isn't funny.
     
  8. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    -Sanguine-
    That isn't threatening at all, just a little healthy stress, and do you know how hard it is to move lava, well, for me? If you wanted that lava I would have gone down there and found a way to get you some! Also it makes me happy seeing that you found one of our meetings pleasant! ^^
     
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    -Sanguine-
    Well if you aren't funny then who are you?
     
  10. Steamy

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    I didn't find it pleasant I found it the closest thing to pleasant all say it pretty far compared to the other two encounters I have had with you.
     
  11. Lavinda

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    Sammy-boy, I swear.

    You are just the best.
     
  12. Okay, that's it, I'll have to take some action the next time I see you.
    (This is Patrick.)
     
  13. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    -Sanguine-
    Okay, makes sense I suppose, so when do you want to hang out?
     
  14. Lavinda

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    ((Void this. Got to love when I press the wrong buttons. -_-))
     
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    -Sanguine-
    Are you giving me a present? Is it a flamethrower? Please let it be a flamethrower!
     
  16. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    -Sanguine-
    Thanks, you're right!
     
  17. Steamy

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    Are you serious!I'm not sure if you're a psychopath who thinks I like you or if that's a joke or if it's both you need to find help!
     
  18. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    ((Noticed that, eet okei
     
  19. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    -Sanguine-
    I'm serious, I thought you liked me yeah, and I could use some help in building some new additions to my torture room in my tower! When can we do this?
     
  20. Steamy

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    Do you not get it I don't want to be friends with you, nor do I want to see you.