Futterroy- Sorry for the bad quality, I'm poor and this is the best I could get. This is a video of the great battle to defend Fort Boxworth. -Love ya guys, Futterroy
(Anonymous) PROTECT YOUR BOX WHILE YOU CAN, FOOLISH BOX MORTAL! SOON YOU WILL KNOW THE WRATH OF THE ULTIMATE BEING! THAT BEING IS ME! I AM THAT! AND YOUR BOX IS FORFEIT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Lines of mottle text, as he flails at the console, clumsily trying to get it to work* --((Processing voice to text...))-- Hs hs hs, it iss a worthy tale, I was proud to bolsster my allies with our battle hymn! For Fort Boxworth!! -Crim
-Dominic- My men fought bravely, but alas, Bathroom Province was held by a fierce mob of undisciplined soldiers. We salute you, defenders of Fort Boxworth. May the Cardboard be with you always. P.S.: I'm joining up. FORT BOXWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Indifferent. You still owe me those fifteen thousand pixels. Mercenaries don't just grow on trees, you know. At least, the worthwhile ones don't. -XxXBADST★RXxX