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  1. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    ((Remy))
    hi is there such thing as a boyfriend shop bc i want one
    must be big, tall, tough, and like oranges

    ill pay in smooches
     
    #1 Kai, Mar 17, 2014
  2. Sen

    Sen Guest

    wait what
     
    #2 Sen, Mar 17, 2014
  3. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    are you a boyfriend
     
    #3 Kai, Mar 17, 2014
  4. Aleiksei

    Aleiksei New Member

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    ((King, not even bothering to make the message private or the user hidden))

    Christ sake, Remy. Meet me in my office ASAP. There are things I should have explained with more clarity.
     
    #4 Aleiksei, Mar 17, 2014
  5. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    :^(
     
    #5 Kai, Mar 17, 2014
  6. Doctor Frohman

    Doctor Frohman New Member

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    [Translating...]
    Oh. Well this is just perfect. Finally rig up one of these data-pads and discover an intergalactic internet known as Star-Net and the first link I find is someone trying to buy a boyfriend.
    Unless your one of those plant-people, I don't think you can exactly BUY people, unless there's an intergalactic rule that allows that and I don't know about it.
    - Guest [User Unregistered, posted as Guest.]
     
    #6 Doctor Frohman, Mar 17, 2014
  7. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    but
    someone told me on the radio there's such thing as a boyfriend shop
     
    #7 Kai, Mar 17, 2014
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    Tacoburger professional taco burger

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    are you black and of the human species while also being large and obese
    -anonymous
     
    #8 Tacoburger, Mar 17, 2014
  9. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    what
    why black
    like do you mean literally black or like a dark skintone bc dark skintones r cute
     
    #9 Kai, Mar 17, 2014
  10. Tacoburger

    Tacoburger professional taco burger

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    yes black skintone
    -anonymous
     
    #10 Tacoburger, Mar 17, 2014
  11. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    im brown........
    i m small n skinny sry

    :( i think black humans r cute tho
     
    #11 Kai, Mar 17, 2014
  12. Doctor Frohman

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    While this is an amazing offer, I must decline. If you want a boyfriend, you should post pictures of yourself, at the very least. Provide some information, too. Your job, education, stuff like that.
    - Posted by user [Germany]
     
    #12 Doctor Frohman, Mar 17, 2014
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    Bunshuu New Member

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    I'll be yo' boyfriend if you give me a 10 bottles of strawberry juice
    and a TV with Animal Planet asap

    -Leon-
     
    #13 Bunshuu, Mar 17, 2014
  14. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    (( Steven! ))

    what
    why
    why does this exist
    are you joking sir
    because this is serious
    you..
    you can't just...
    you can't buy people
    they gotta be butlers
    and they gotta buttle
     
    #14 Narfball, Mar 17, 2014
  15. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    i have orange juice is that ok
     
    #15 Kai, Mar 18, 2014
  16. Bloodrazer

    Bloodrazer Son of Rakkis

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    *blood*
    Dear Gaia. This has become a hookup site!
     
    #16 Bloodrazer, Mar 18, 2014
  17. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    are you a boyfriend
     
    #17 Kai, Mar 18, 2014
  18. MEAN GREEN BAD MACHINE

    MEAN GREEN BAD MACHINE Notorious B.A.D.

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    Statement. I can sell you a corpse. On one hand, it's pretty disgusting and makes people question your mental health. On the other hand, no talk-back, and mating whenever you want.

    -XxXBADST★RXxX
     
    #18 MEAN GREEN BAD MACHINE, Mar 18, 2014
  19. Bloodrazer

    Bloodrazer Son of Rakkis

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    *Blood*
    I'm more of a one night kinda guy
     
    #19 Bloodrazer, Mar 18, 2014
  20. Kai

    Kai hey im kai and this is jackass

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    i
    ok maybe this listing wasn't such a good idea
     
    #20 Kai, Mar 18, 2014
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