A real second chance - Remy's personal logs.

Log 60
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i feel calm
i haven't felt that for a long time

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Log 61
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ok
so i deleted leon from the databases, whatever little info there was. i dont want him to be a target.
i went to haus to sulk and regret my life choices, and those other angsty bullshit.
met some floran named aze...something. i forgot. i was too busy sulking.
i just needed to clear my head. i met crimson and the gang there too.

things happened, and basically i think i made new friends.
i think.
i don't know.

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Log 62
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haha i slept on it and like im looking at my journal entries am i that moody???
like i sound so srs and sober like wtf
im not about that life #swerve swerve swerve

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Log 65
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its so weird to be saying his name like all this time ive just been EMPEROR EMPEROR EMPEROR
like sooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeh deeeeeeeeeee
sweaty but rly slow oh wait gross what did i just

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Log 66
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i
i finally asked him out haha...
man i need to get PLANNING for this date HHH H H H H HH HH

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Log 67
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met some of the citizens of lum today!!! there's a rly cute android girl named ion and i think she cute maybe we can have tea parties with numis everywhere yes this needs to happen ill even make those people shaped chicken nuggers

and then there's
tyler
EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
restraining order im filing that like woah what up u dont walk up to me, call me shaun, and then ask about my genitals im not about that life

also met farid (like finally) , he seems like a p cool guy actually, i havent talked to him much. maybe i should!!! he looks like a grandpa hahahah wow

we need more cute boys at lum like what why arent there enough cute boys everywhere
i need to take a selfie w suwedi and put it on my desk and stare at it like in those hylotl movies and say one of those dramatic lines and END ROLL CREDITS HYLOTLESE SONG NYEEENAAANAAANYEEAAAA

hhaaaaahhahahaha what is life i just want to eat chicken nuggers and oranges and die

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Log 68
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thoughts of the day

• where and when is the next numi convention
• sperm is a funny word
• is it a good idea to microwave prosthetics
• will it blend
• am i supposed to be sobbing about life over watching a video of popcorn

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Log 69
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Log 70
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i think im gonn try and talk 2 aissa n aj
also i just learned how 2 make the drawings i make move let me post this

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Log 72
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so ive returned it to aissa
and told her what had to be done

ahhhhh i hope it goes well

anyhow, we went for drinks at the bar, and the chicken nuggets there arent even frickin chicken nuggets theyre so bad theyre UNCHICKEN NUGGETS do you frickin feel me
nothing much happened at the bar, tbh. i'm not the kind who hangs around bars all day...
like, i met some people and whathap:

• a dude scared me
• some dude called me a gay cyborg
• some chick put mystery sauce all over the unchicken nuggets
• i gave a business holocard to a nice floran
• aissa fell asleep on the table

UNEVENTFUL

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Log 73
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i went to haus to see aissa

bad idea

first i be like walking there and it was rly empty but then suddenly like the frickin owner aiko frickin struts up to me next to my seat
im just drinkin oj and she was all haha heya
PATS MY HEAD
and im like hfjdfhjdfjkdhjdshkjsdf d o NT TOUCH ME ONLY SUWEDI CAN TOUCH ME
and that came out meGA W R O N G and she started teasing me for it i felt like such a frickin gay baby i was so embarassed
so i was like hhhhHHHhhHhHhHHh and then storm came along and gave me frickin heart pills
in case i die of arteriosclerosis or something as my arteries clog from the residue of my chicken nugget and oj diet

and then i was just sO DONE so i wanted to get to the other side
and frickin
LEON
so i just WENT DOWNSTAIRS

and then this YUNG GUY IN A FRICKIN PIMP SUIT
BONKED MY HEAD
AND THAT AIKO LADY GRABBED MY HAND TO TOUCH HER TITTIES
IM LIKE
N O
so i splashed OJ all over them frickin DORKS

and ugh a lot of those crazy stuff hap and im nnnnnnnn
aiko embarassed me she frickin gave a pORN BOOK TO ME AND TOLD ME TO IMAGINE IT AS ME AND SUWEDI AND OF COURSE I DID FRICK
IM NO PRUDE IDRFC IF ITS LIKE PORN BUT
dONT FRICKIN MAKE ME IMAGINE ITS ME AND MY BF IM CRY

hshdfhfsdjsdsdvw fwsfhsfdj i am 420% done w this bar
i left the book at Leon's table and i just
ollied out

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Log 74
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ok i think i pissed suwedi off or something

so i was like chillin at lum, and i was at the slave market with that frog thats like BONG BONG
and suwedi was there and suddenly he was all REMY. REMY U R COMIN WITH ME TO THIS FUNCTION.
i was like ????????? what ok
and then apparently turl yolo was there u kno the high legislator of the rubbingbutts armadoop.
and then suwedi walked to ion (who was apparently there?) and said HI U DID THAT TOUR WITH THE DAN OF THE ARMADILLO COME ON U MUST JOIN US TOO
and even she was like ??????? what ok

so yea w went on mr yolo's ship nyoom nyoom
i didnt get to go around the ship much we just stood there it was rly awkward the 3 of us just stood there as turl went to nyoom nyoom the ship

later like we went down there, suwedi and turl went to go talk their RA and AE stuff like haha politics I DONT KNOW
i got bored, and there was a hot tub...
so i just sneaked off, took off my clothes, and jumped in. petal was there too!! i didnt expect that. friends.
and apparently that pink banshee lydia was there too. i didnt expect that idea. friends???

so we had splashy splashy funtimes, u know. just sittin the tub turnin into prunes, dunking each other's heads in the water.
when i was done, turl was there.
suwedi wasn't.

I PANICKED.

like, ?????????????????? what where is bf oh my god WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
and turl was like
the ~*~**~*~*~EMPEROR~*~*~**~*~*~ left w/o you
i wANTED TO CRY

LIKE DID HE SEE ME?? to be fair i was in the pool with like 4 other scantily clad women, bUT IM NOT INTO GIRLS
PLUS I HAVE THAT LOYALTY PROGRAMMING AND
FRICK THO MAYBE HE THOUGHT I WASNT ~**~*~PROFESSIONAL~*~* OR SOMETHING IDEK
fRICK i dont wANNA UPSET HIM

and then frickin turl cALLED ME A CONSORT AND I GOT EMBARASSED
LIKE I DIDNT ACTUALLY MEAN TO AIR OUT ME AND SUWEDI R A THING BUT
and IM JUST ?? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ?

nnnnyyynhhnhnnynynynn im so done, i hitched a ride w/ him back to Lum since i had no ride, and then i head to the bar to drink OJ to death
aissa was there, we talked and stuff. nothing eventful, tbh.
baron pulsar passed out? thats about it
im just done @ _@

i hope suwedi isnt too angry. if he is, im gonna sleep on my own bed this time, let him cool him off, lest he chokes me in my sleep or sth.

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Log 75
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i went to that prancing dragon place aissa told me about and they make the best chicken nuggets
FOR FRICKIN 50 PIXELS

SMH

i srsly considered going here for the date w suwedi but no this place is daylight robbery and they dont do doggy bags frickin

note 2 self: find cute outfit 2 go on date. maybe a dress. does he like dresses? dresses are nice.

 

Log 76
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i found the cutest dress ugh i am so cute look at u remy u r so frickin cute CUTIE UR GONNA ROCK THAT DATE AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

Log 77
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actually no i am not cute in this dress all those chicken nuggets are coming back to punch me in the face THIGHS im cry ;__________;

 

Log 78
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i
im so upset about leon
i just frickin played some angry piano and cried ugh