Seeing as I feel partially to blame for the conception of this thread, I'll make a contribution to this cesspit of madness and general anarchy: Some bandit NPCs were chasing me, so I ran right. I guess these guys aggroed themselves and were using Gravity Drop (or whatever it's called) on each other. Needless to say, it was glorious.
This is also not in-game but the new guy khrinac sent me this and I had to share it. Party like a 'Birb'
UGH STOP RECORDING MY CONVERSATIONS WAY TO GO NSA I gave you no consent to share my mushy bit. You're banned for over 9000 days.