Above is pictured a fairly rudimentary structure along with a peculiar and rather tidy looking avian. > "Greetings kin and xenos alike! This one is named Izo!" Came a rather pleasant chirping over the audio feed. "As our great Winged Arbiter has commanded, cleanliness is of utmost importance! Flightless kin and otherwise may find such means of cleansing their feathers here! This bathhouse is quite aptly named Izo's Bath House! Oh yes!" He tweeted with excitement. "This service is open at no expense to the public and donations are most appreciated!" Izo chortled. "For our most welcomed and generous guests, this one may apply cleansing bath oils and salts as well as perfumes to our water for your enjoyment! This one looks forward to your company and patronage!" "All our commandments are upheld here! As such, florans and grounded are not permitted entry!" The avian chirped kindly. "You will find us west of central Orwell!" :V
Ah, perfect! A bathhouse out here. I'll surely find my way over sometime soon. - Chitlipotonqui Fenuku
*Audio to text from Fernpetal* Ssso no floransss or other birbsss. Talk about cutting onesss own throat. You would have big busssinesss from floran causssse floran alwaysss need a good sssoak. Oh well. Enjoy loosssing money.
A fitting bathhouse for the common rabble. Let them soak in one another's filth without charge, save the hylotl expertise for those who are more refined and deserving. -Kuro
I don't remember the rest of my Hylotl friends being as... uppity and Vindictive as you, Kuro. Perhaps you should speak for yourself and not your race. -ZD
Oh dear! If that is your concern, then this one would have you know the waters are flushed and replaced regularly! Yes! This one takes hygiene quite seriously! -Izo
What this floran fails to realise is that it's being run free of charge. I shall be attending. It's good to see a bastion of civility this far from the core. -Skarti
Beliefs before profit. Something many other races fail to uphold. Anyway, yes, the bathhouse is free even. - Chitlipotonqui Fenuku
i swear to god every floran i fucking see on this place uses audio to text like good god keyboards exist ever heard of one you autistic fuck also yay bathhouses - ajl;gk
*Audio to text from Fernpetal* Me would pay to ussse bathousssse it not big deal. Ssserivce provide ssshould be paid for. Even if it free for other racesss.
I think many of them cannot read. I too use a program to help me along with it, but not complete translation like "Fernpetal" does. - Chitlipotonqui Fenuku
Simple really. You have the device read it off for you. It's quite the useful app, I must say. - Chitlipotonqui Fenuku
Oh really? Where can I download it? It takes some time from me to read this other than doing some work. -Omega.
Well, I assume they have some capability, then. I had a scribe assist me in getting the app, myself. Perhaps the Florans had some Glitch do so for them? - Chitlipotonqui Fenuku
