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Once upon a time..

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by The Big Bad Wolf, Dec 3, 2014.

  1. Fluffeh

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    (dat greek mythology tho)
     
  2. Sam Fisher

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    Then the rabid pit of erpers from earlier turns into a erpformer and
     
  3. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    charges its erp-laser, which turns everyone that is hit by it into a fellow erper,
     
  4. Fluffeh

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    except everyone, but no one.
     
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    Who all then gloriously jump into a
     
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    Pool of the melted, distorted and broken dreams of children high off LSD
     
  7. Fluffeh

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    except Ciel, whom is smarter than everyone else.
     
  8. Shag

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    But not really. She was actually the first one to jump in.
     
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    Because she high on cocaine.


    *edit* Holy hell... My typing. Sorry about that guys, that was a -bad- derp.
     
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  10. Fluffeh

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    (whatever) Afterwards everyone jumped into.. (whatever it is) they all became avian sunborn. (thus Ciel was sunborn longer than everyone else that jumped into the pool of... and basically everyone's race switched to avian, that could be wierd for alot of people, then they also became sunborn.)
     
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    But worry not! For Kazyyk descended in a glorious Deus ex Machina way and fixed all of the problems by saying
     
  12. Fluffeh

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    ,"YOU WILL ALL DIE TO MY WRATH."
    (I know he would never say that. 'least, of what I know...)
     
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    Then we all remembered this story was going so well, as nobody SPOKE OUT OF BOOK WISE. But the creators fixed that right away, didn't they?
     
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    Afterwards, a giant ball of fire falls from the sky and kills Solour.
     
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    Fen Pretty ßird

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    At least that was what everybody thought, In fact Solour was taking a leak at the time and took out the flaming ball - Leaving a horrid smell of
     
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    Piss and burnt potatoes.
     
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    Which attracted a group of wild hedgehogs that then began to
     
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    Worship the burnt potatoes and
     
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    Eventually led to the hedgehogs gaining self awareness due to the chemicals in the potatoes, which in turn
     
  20. Fluffeh

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    made them explode as violently as when novakids die.