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Once upon a time..

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by The Big Bad Wolf, Dec 3, 2014.

  1. Not A President

    Not A President [help me]

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    , Eve, who proceeded to
     
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    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    shovel her way through
     
  3. Not A President

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    C418 music disks
     
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    to bring the thread back from the dead.
     
  5. Not A President

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    Once all was well and done,
     
  6. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    a velociraptor descended from
     
  7. Not A President

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    The Aether
     
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    To kill the thread.
     
  9. Ziggy

    Ziggy Sinfully Soft

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    But fear not, because
     
  10. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    The thread died of AIDS
     
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    , but was then promptly resurrected by
     
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    the same velociraptors that descended from the aether!
     
  13. dukeminiman

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    is not what this is, for what happens next is
     
  14. Fluffeh

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    Poseidon comes from the sky, and
     
  15. CaptainBritton02

    CaptainBritton02 Man of War

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    smited the thread out of existence.
     
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    But fear not! For the thread put on its anti-death undergarments which allowed it to
     
  17. meanwhile

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    die again!
     
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    And after yet another death, the thread became an enlightened being who realized
     
  19. GuardianPotato

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    that so many children are crying right now.
     
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    Those crying children are Hades' demigod children, and