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Once upon a time..

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by The Big Bad Wolf, Dec 3, 2014.

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  1. Sam Fisher

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    and then Owl told him to speel da beans
     
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    but then he say to owl, "No,
     
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    "U r teh cancer m8"
     
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  4. Narfball

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    . And then he showed Owl
     
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  5. Solour

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    Why they call him uncle bad-touch.
     
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  6. TheHitter

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    After 20 months in a special owl-centered therapy called "Owl Therapy",
     
    #486 TheHitter, Mar 26, 2015
  7. Shag

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    he came out of the closet and
     
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    shut the closet door behind him. After which he
     
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  9. Solour

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    Quickly rolled up a joint, to
     
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    Hand to his wife who had eye problems because
     
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  11. Solour

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    He socked that hoe.
     
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  12. TheHitter

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    The wife had an intense sock allergy, which distorts her vision whenever she's near a sock, which was caused by
     
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    His initial socking of said hoe. Maybe if her ass didnt over-cook the roast, he wouldn't had to of
     
    #493 Solour, Mar 26, 2015
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    Buy her a puppy the size of a
     
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    sock, tricking her into said permanent state of being allergic to socks.
     
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  16. Shag

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    Except said socks were hypo-allergenic.
     
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  17. TheHitter

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    That's when the investigation began, ran by Detective
     
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    McBeth
     
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  19. Not A President

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    who was actually working for the moons after all.
    With McBeth on the case,
     
    #499 Not A President, Mar 26, 2015
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    they investigated the murder of Mr Malcom X, who died by
     
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