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Once upon a time..

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by The Big Bad Wolf, Dec 3, 2014.

  1. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    and flaunt their shit at
     
  2. CaptainBritton02

    CaptainBritton02 Man of War

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    moons.
     
  3. Reconus

    Reconus Moderator
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    The moons retaliate yearly by
     
  4. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    causing blinding eclipses
     
  5. CaptainBritton02

    CaptainBritton02 Man of War

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    and stealing llamas.
     
  6. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    as well as
     
  7. Solour

    Solour a dad

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    sick quikscopes.
     
  8. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    But the llamas rebelled,
     
  9. Solour

    Solour a dad

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    Showing they're in Faze-clan, by
     
  10. Reconus

    Reconus Moderator
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    taming wild warp storms
     
  11. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    and eating ranch-flavoured doritos while drinking mtn dew
     
  12. Aero

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    whilst wearing cool ass shades.
     
  13. Sonic1829

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    And they said,
     
  14. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Women's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womenkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man."
     
  15. Reconus

    Reconus Moderator
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    Without the patience to read, the moons simply
     
  16. Sonic1829

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    360 no-scope the llama resistance,
     
  17. Not A President

    Not A President [help me]

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    but soon came to learn TD had never truly left, and brought out their massive, throbbing...
     
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  18. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    vein-popping erected left arms and lube
     
  19. Not A President

    Not A President [help me]

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    which was used for
     
  20. Shag

    Shag High Impact Sexual Implications

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    kicking bullets